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No go.
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
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Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
What misfortune led to an important discovery?
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Still no good.
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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No way
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds